Nudity and Paintball…do they go together??

Posted by: thefordreport on: March 14, 2009

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Nudity and paintball, paintball and nudity.  Do they belong in the same sentence?  Does one go with the other?  As if! 

When I open a paintball magazine I cringe when I see a half naked picture of a girl holding a paintball gun.  How many chicks do you actually ACTUALLY actually see out on the paintball field half or almost completely naked???  Duh, none!  I have seen guys out on the field wearing shorts and no shirt.  Usually by the end of the game they are wearing shorts, no shirt and a zillion welts!   Now, when I go out onto the field, I wear shorts, a sleeveless shirt and sandals, unless it is cold…..then I am wrapped in like 4 layers of clothes.  Would I go out onto a field in a pair of panties and a sports bra?  First off, I am not THAT stupid… second, I wear little enough out there because I am a chunky chica, and this girl isn’t going to overheat and have to throw up with her mask on..that is just nasty!  Oh and third, they don’t make sports bras for my size bust line…..

Now having said that, I think it is totally stupid that they stand there with a paintball gun and little else.  Makes me want to run out there and buy what they are selling…NOT.  I would much rather see what they wear out there.  I want to know about the latest paintball clothes for women.  Especially paintball pants.  Have any other of you women out there ever tried to run in paintball pants that are made for a guy?  You have like 6 inches hanging down in the crotch area….as if any of the guys need ALL that room!  Trying to run with the crotch hanging down to my knees is hard.  I already am highly against running, then I have the problem of running looking like I am a Michael Jackson double grabbing the crotch so I can run fast enough! 

Now, I might change my mind about all the nudity and paintball if, IF we get some of those girls to come on out and run around out there getting the crap shot out of them in nothing but a smile.  OR let’s get one of the guys, you know the ones….the ones who are going to comment on this blog and run their mouths like lava from a volcano.  Let’s get one of them to run out there in his tighty whiteys and no cup!  Then let’s shoot him in the balls and see if he wants to continue to run that mouth. 

Yes it bother’s me that mostly naked women are covering the magazines, not only for the fact that they wouldn’t  wear that on the paintball field….but also for another reason.  Family.  There has been alot being said lately about it being a family sport.  With all the crap flying around about PaintClub21, and yet wow nothing about nudity in paintball.  Words traveling at the speed of sound, family, and morals.  Where are the morals of the people who accept this as normal?  Ahhhh so it is only about family and morals when it is convenient to target something your not invited to or do not want to partake in.  To me, PaintClub21 has nothing to do with family and it isn’t suppose to.  It is a 21 and over game.  Not everything you do includes family.  If you drink, smoke, have sex, look at porn, watch anything over and including a pg13 movie, or use profanity then you are not including family.  Everything I listed is or is suppose to be an adult activity, an adult indulgance.  Do I have an opinion on PaintClub21?  As long as the strippers aren’t on the field naked or in partial dress, as long as children aren’t there, and as long as the alcohol is being abused AFTER the players leave the field…then what the fuck is the big deal?  Hmm nothing I guess.  I have been hearing good and bad stuff on it, and hey it is going to happen.   Everyone has an opinion and like an asshole it stinks.  I haven’t even made up my mind if I am going or not yet.  There is no media/cameras allowed there, so what am I going to do??  Sit and just enjoy watching the strippers (I hear there will be men strippers for the women) I have thought that might be nice…just to sit and relax with friends and watch a guy shake his money maker!  I dunno though, a weekend alone with a dozen scary movies and a gallon of baskin robbins chocolate chip ice cream…now THAT sounds wonderful!   Am I upset Dale is going?  I have been giving him crap about it, just to yank his chain…and poor Billy and Sideshow think I am serious!  Am I a good actress or what!  I should be up for an Oscar!  I don’t care if he goes.  Now if one of the strippers touch my hubby…she might want to rethink her line of work, she won’t be able to spin that pole with a hand lopped off!   

Now you know my opinion on nudity and paintball…let’s hear yours!  But, don’t get mad when I make fun of you or *poo* *poo* your opinion…remember this is my blog