The Tales of the Paintball Wife

How I know my husband is a paintball addict.

Posted by: thefordreport on: February 1, 2009

How I know my husband is a paintball addict.

1.  I get bunkered…..alot.

2.  I am told repeatedly to “stop wiping”, or “playing on”, even if I am cooking dinner or doing the dishes.

3.  GTFO is in my regular vocabulary.

4.  95% of our friends are paintball related.

5.  80% of my wardrobe is labeled as procaps, angel, eclipse or reds.

6.  I only get close enough to Mickey Mouse in October, but never get to see him.

7. I go wardrobe shopping at major paintball events. 

That is how I know my husband is a paintball addict, or does that make me one?

3 Responses to "How I know my husband is a paintball addict."

And you LIKE how I bunker you…

I’m betting you have just a tad of the addiction, too!! Nice blog.

Powerline Paintball is pleased to announce that we will be open during the winter season. There is no better time to play then when you can bundle up and not be hot!! We are currently booking for January. Please feel free to let me know if you are available.

We are also pleased to announce our site now has some additional help and we will be posting photos you send in. We have partnered with Google and now have links to other sites on our pages. It would be great to have you book and would be fantastic if you came to the website and showed our appreciation by visiting some of the Google links.

http://www.powerlinepaintbal.net

During these difficult economic times, Powerline looks forward to continuing to provide you and you family Affordable Safe World Class Paintball Customer Service!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

Paul
PowerLine Paintball
http://www.powerlinepaintball.net

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