The Tales of the Paintball Wife

Archive for February 2009

Paintball accessories for the female side of paintball.

Posted by: thefordreport on: February 15, 2009

Now I understand there are purple guns, I own one.  Pretty multi colored guns, I own one of those also.  But how many pretty paintball accessories are there actually made for girls/women?  Like a barrel condom that has a kitten on it with glitter?  Ok, so I woiuldn’t use a barrel condom with a kitten [...]

Back stabbing in the paintball world.

Posted by: thefordreport on: February 3, 2009

Lately I have been quietly sitting on the sidelines and watching people who are suppose to be friends back stab eachother.  At the last few games I have attended I have seen with my own eyes and heard with my own ears people who claim to be friends with each other talk behind each others [...]

How I know my husband is a paintball addict.

Posted by: thefordreport on: February 1, 2009

How I know my husband is a paintball addict. 1.  I get bunkered…..alot. 2.  I am told repeatedly to “stop wiping”, or “playing on”, even if I am cooking dinner or doing the dishes. 3.  GTFO is in my regular vocabulary. 4.  95% of our friends are paintball related. 5.  80% of my wardrobe is [...]



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